Secretly Basic Funny Iron on Patch

Do you love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but don't want the world to know? Or maybe you have a closet of Uggs? What about always wearing yoga pants and never doing yoga? Love reality tv in private? You might be secretly basic, and this might be the perfect patch for you.

Just like Fight Club, being secretly basic is something we keep to ourselves. I won't tell you I'm excited in September when I get to drink pie flavoured lattes, but deep down, I'm ecstatic.

Iron on patch measures 3"x2.5".

Ships from Winnipeg Manitoba.

Shipping time frames are 4-15 business days within North America. There is no tracking (to save you money!).

Lost packages are extremely rare, so please be patient. As much as I would love to have Jeff Bezo’s resources I do not, so relax and before u know it you’ll have a Kodiak Milly original.